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this is my favorite comedy routine -

mpdrolet:

From I Will Find You On The Beach

Sarah Wilmer

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frog-and-toad-are-friends:

iwilleatyourenglish:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS SHIT EXISTED

holy fuck it’s like a repressed memory has been dredged up via hypnosis.  it’s like I’m a sleeper agent being awakened.

2 hours ago with 6,973 notes / via: severalbadpunslater source: grandmasterflash

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

2 hours ago with 14,132 notes / via: googleis12better source: blazepress
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
2 hours ago with 18,883 notes / via: mikkelsening source: bloodbending
me: yeah, i'm asexual
person: OH, so you don't have sex right?
me: no, i just don't feel attraction
person: wow, it sucks that you don't like sex
me: i just told you it's a lack of attraction
person: so can you like, not masturbate or something? have you never had sex??
me: how is that even any of your business? and i just said th-
person: i bet if you had sex with the right person you'd change your mind. you just have to do it the RIGHT way.
me: ...
person: maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something
me: IT'S NOT A DISORDER OR LOW LIBIDO OR ANY OF THAT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A LACK OF ATTRACTION! WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TALK!!
person: i bet you're angry because you're not getting laid
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If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.

—Richard Bach (via observando)
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Dane DeHaan on the set of ‘Kill Your Darlings’

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Aug. 30 4:11 pm

justice4mikebrown:

1 day ago with 2,310 notes / via: mihhashi source: justice4mikebrown

jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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